Fun with paint, necessary cleaning

Ahh, there's nothing like a nice clean room. Why do I let my bedroom get so messy? Its' a special room where I do two of my favorite things. I love to sleep, and you know what the other one is! I vow to keep it more orderly in the future. And here is my latest addition to the decor, a female torso that I painted in a fun workshop. I was told we were going to be painting male torsos, but when I saw this one, it appealed to me. I love male bodies, don't get me wrong, but there's just something about the female figure, with it's curves and valleys, it's just beautiful. So here is my finished torso, hanging on the bedroom wall. Why is my hand in the picture? I'm pretty sure this is going to be up for sale on Craigslist soon, maybe as a Halloween item, and I want the picture to show the proportions.  It just doesn't seem erotic to me, as was the intent, and my honey does not find it particularly romantic either. You never know how something will actually look in a spot, which is why I make a lot of trips to return items when I'm decorating. Anyone need a torso?